Five Things That Never Happened To Sam Winchester Author:honestdeceit Warnings: AU, like woah. Obviously. Pairing: Gen, Sam/Jess Disclaimer: Not mine. Word Count: 1279 Authors Notes: Unbeta’d. Written because that whole Five Things Meme went around like crazy. *L* Summary: ( Five things that never happened to Sam Winchester. )
Last Thursday I broke deliciouslyebil's X-Box (-12 points). Last Tuesday I pulled over and changed noway_icons's flat tire (15 points). In September I put gum in ciley's hair (-12 points). Last month I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In April I bought porn for anteka (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-699 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
I've changed my layout again so I thought I'd put it up for grabs in case someone wants it along with two variations of it. Plus I had some stray icons from Everybody Loves a Clown that I needed to post.